Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
