ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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