I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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