so explain again why im purple
no
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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