The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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