it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
