I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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