chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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