its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i think i have two assholes
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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