I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
