They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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