You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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