You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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