everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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