I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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