He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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