dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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