I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Fuck appropriateness.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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