Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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