when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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