YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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