What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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