Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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