Whod you bang
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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