What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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