have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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