You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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