i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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