Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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