i jhust puked up my retainher.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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