i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
the raccoons are back...
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