My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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