I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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