How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Randomize