Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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