Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.

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(802): View more from Vermont

PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.

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(712): View more from Iowa

I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer

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(206): View more from Washington

He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look

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(813): View more from Florida

watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...

(863): View more from Florida

Can I come live with you?

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(205): View more from Alabama

I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.

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