I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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