I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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