i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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