Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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