Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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