yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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