Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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