Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
