I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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