i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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