Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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