Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I have post one night stand depression
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