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• (314): View more from Missouri

  sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo

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• (530): View more from California

  I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  ... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.

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  I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"

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• (650): View more from California

  I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.

  (419): View more from Ohio

  You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!

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• (925): View more from California

  Where did you go?

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  I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.

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