He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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