totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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