I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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