someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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