Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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