You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i think i just lost a toe
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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