i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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