eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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