Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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